Looking for someone to prepare your tax returns?
Looking for a person who is good with 'Numbers'?
(He / she is 'wearing' numbers, after all!)
Looking for a person who's available ALL the time?
(During normal visitation hours)
Looking to (possibly) meet your perfect mate?!?!
(I hear it happens!)
Well LOOK no more!!!
I have FOUND your perfect Tax-Preparation--With-High-Availability (Romance-is-Possible) Partner!!!
Some Ivy League Accounting School? Nah, that would be too expensive.
Your local H&R Block Office? Well, maybe, if the post I put on FaceBook a few moments ago comes to fruition.
Okay, no more guessing!
You can find your Tax Preparation (and possible 'Life-Mate') at your local... [Drumroll]State Penal Institution!
Yes, I stumbled across a story on The Dailer Caller which states that 50,000 inmates have filed Income Tax Returns WITHOUT any wage (earnings) documentation. If approved, these returns would provide $130,000,000 in Federal refunds to people, who presumably, will buy a LOT of cigarettes and DingDongs from the 'Cart' as it rattles along the Green Mile (sorry, had to go there).
In a report to be released at the end of 2010, 'presumably fraudulent claims' in 2010 increased over 50% since 2009. In fact, the IRS has 'identified' nearly 250,000 fraudulent tax returns from prison inmates - totalling $1,480,000,000 (as in "$1.48BILLION) in bogus filing requests.
From the article on The Daily Caller: