Thursday, June 2, 2011

Shuttle Diplomacy

Space Shuttle Endeavour returned to Earth yesterday, piloted by Mark Kelly, husband of Gabriel Giffords. 

Unfortunately, President Obama, his wife, their children, and several un-identified NASA workers were crushed yesterday as the Shuttle un-expectedly landed on them while they toured Kennedy Space Center.  

Thus far no linkage has been made to the catastrophic event and recent funding cut-backs at NASA.   

When asked about this developing national tragedy, Joe Biden responded to surprised reporters by breaking into song.  Even more surprising is that he sounded, by all accounts, 'Pretty good'. 

President Biden was quick to point out to the gathered reporters that, "Yes, one more job created, or saved by this Administration...  And it's MINE!  All MINE!"

More details will be released as soon as they are available...
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