Monday, June 6, 2011

Wouldn't You Like to Be a Weiner Too?

Can you believe the man was married?  To HER???
On behalf of all men, I'd like to personally thank Congressman Anthony Weiner, -D, NY, for once again proving that "Men are idiots" and Powerful Men are "Powerfully idiotic". 

It's not like there wasn't enough factual documentation on this particular mental illness ALREADY. 

Think about it...

  • Billy Bob Thornton cheated on Angelina Jolie (yeah, like he's going to do better than HER in the future)
  • Arnold cheated on Maria (a KENNEDY for goodness sake - I thought only KENNEDY's cheated on 'non-Kennedys')
  • James Cameron cheated on his first wife, Sharon Williams (she was NOT the inspiration behind his first major film, 'Terminator').  Although, I believe that he went on to marry Linda Hamilton, (a.k.a.:  Sarah Connor) following their time together filming Terminator 2 - this cost him roughly $50 Million when they split...
  • FDR cheated on Eleanor Roosevelt with Eleanor's Social Secretary, Lucy Mercer - that bit of mischief went on for 30 years!  How could anyone cheat on a woman as beautiful as Eleanor Roosevelt?
  • Donald Trump cheated on his beautiful wife, Ivana, only to marry his mistress, Marla Maples (for a while), divorce her, and then marry his third wife, um, what's her name...
  • Bill Clinton allegedly cheated (depending upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is) on his fabulous wife, Hillary on several occassions.  Several times, which, of course, no one can prove... 
And now we have Anthony Weiner -D, NY.

Just another man so obsessed with his own 'selfness' that nothing matters to him but the sound of his own whining voice, the battery indicator on his 'Smart Phone', his very own "Weiner Bits", and his total AWESOMENESS to the opposite sex... 
Ladies, you want some of this, don't 'cha???

Just another power-hungry politician who wants to tell you how to live while he exhibits the self-restraint of a long-term alchololic left unsupervised overnight at the Jack Daniels' distillery. 

He wants you to turn over your health care decision-making to the Federal Government because 'HE KNOWS WHAT YOU NEED'... 

He wants you to raise the debt-ceiling for him so that he'll be able to continue to buy the very important things that your country needs to be successful.  Yes, 'HE KNOWS WHAT YOU NEED'.

And for the 51% of the population out there reading this who do NOT have a Winkie of your own... 

Anthony Weiner - yes, once again, 'HE KNOWS WHAT YOU NEED'. 

And he's willing to send it to you electronically...

"Hey Anthony, is that a Weiner in your boxer briefs
or are you just happy to see...  Yourself?"

As for me, I need to go wash up before I go to bed.

And yes, I'll be rubbing full-strength liquid antibacterial soap into my eyes to get the above photo out of my mind... 

Have a nice night folks - and just remember that Anthony Weiner -D, NY will not resign because, 'HE KNOWS WHAT YOU NEED'. 

Apparently, this means MORE of HIM. 

Oh, and I hear there are more photos - and here I've just used up all of my antibacterial soap...

Next up, Soft Scrub with Bleach for those hard to remove retinal impressions! 
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