Turn Out the Lights, the Country's Over? Not So Fast

I found the following Electoral Map on the Huffington Post this evening. 

That's right, turn out the lights, the party's over... 

Yes, that's right - it's over.  The November Election is already being called for...  Who else?

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama

The funny thing is that I don't even remember VOTING (five months in the future)...

Oh, sure, that's funny, but wait until you get a load of what's sitting on the same page as the graphic posted above. 

I'm going to copy and paste it 'intact' for your reading pleasure:

May 22, 2012, Huffington Post:

Obama Targeted By Protest Voters In Arkansas, Kentucky Primaries

WASHINGTON -- Some presidential primary voters in Kentucky and Arkansas are taking a swipe at President Barack Obama, denying the incumbent nearly 4 out of every 10 votes cast on the Democratic side.

In Kentucky's closed primary, about 42 percent of registered Democrats who voted selected "uncommitted."

In Arkansas' open primary, voters could select a ballot for either party. Early returns showed a Tennessee attorney, John Wolfe, drawing about 40 percent on the Democratic side.

The results in either state will not hamper Obama's effort to gain the party's nomination for a second term. Still, it's a bit embarrassing for the Democratic Party and highlights Obama's political weakness in Southern states.

Two weeks ago, a federal inmate in Texas earned 41 percent of the vote in West Virginia's Democratic primary. 


This is THAT man...

An incumbent President pitted against a convict, an attorney, or 'Anyone Other Than Obama' and getting 60% or LESS of the vote? 

How the heck do you explain that?


Enter - The Biden...

Joe Biden - A Single Heart Beat Away from...
Destiny!

“Look, I come from a household where whenever there’s a recession, somebody around my grandpop or my dad’s table lost their job – a brother, a sister, a friend, a neighbor,” Biden told Steubenville, Ohio-based WTOV-TV on Thursday when asked how he would explain the West Virginia vote.

“When you’re out of work, man, it’s a depression,” he continued. “And a lot of people are still hurt because of this God-awful recession we inherited, that cost 8.4 million jobs before we could really get going. And so, I don’t blame people. They’re frustrated. They’re angry.”


Yup, in 2012 people are frustrated and angry.

I wonder why that is Joe? 

Oh, that's right, it's because the of 'God-awful Recession' you inherited from Bush.

How could I forget? 

You guys tell us almost daily why it's not your fault -  so I wonder...


What are you and your boss doing to make it better? 

What has your administration done to make people less frustrated, less angry?


Let's review.

The Obama Administration has...

Declared war on the Catholic Church

Declared war on Wall Street

Instigated a war on women

Sided with Anarchists, Socialists, and OWS protesters as they destroy public (and private) property

Labeled veterans potential terrorists

Broadened racial divides for political purposes

Provided material support to radical Islamists in Egypt

Denied material support to protesters for change in Iran

Presided over the slowest 30 months of economic growth in US History

Swelled the ranks of the 'Disabled US Workers' by over five MILLION


Added an additional 50% to the National Debt in three years

Reduced the percentage of US Workers engaged in the work force to the lowest levels in US History


Joe 'Plugs' Biden, you want to know why Americans are frustrated, angry and divided? 

A couple of weeks ago I wrote a post about using a Magic 8 Ball to predict the future. 

YOU, Joe, don't need a Magic 8 Ball.

You just need a freaking mirror.

The White House Channel!!!

Tired of one-sided-politically-biased news reporting from your TV, your local newspaper, and online via your PC?

Tired of "Messages from our Sponsors" popping up when you least desire them?

Are you wondering if there are any Guaranteed-Virus-Free sites out there from which you can get your weekly talking points?

Looking for an unbiased, factually-accurate, and entirely transparent-news-viewing experience?!?!?

Well, have I got news for YOU!


Yes ladies, gentlemen, boys, and girls, allow me to introduce you to...  [Drum roll]


THE WHITE HOUSE CHANNEL
[ON YOUTUBE]


Yes, while looking for something 'else', I came across a bounty of FREE, FACTUAL, FASCINATING, and FRESHLY SQUEEZED Presidential information online.

Yup, I found the President's Personal Communications' Network on YouTube!!!

Not only can you see and hear highly-edited versions of 'factually-interesting' comments the President has made (as introduced by an actual, 'Narrator'), but you'll also see exciting places the President has been!!! 

You'll get a daily rundown of where the Videographer-In-Chief has been during the prior week! 

In this week's webisode of "West Wing Week", President Obama discovers that he, while channeling Teddy Roosevelt:  "Carries a Big Stick". 

Speaking ONLY for myself, I have felt that President Obama WAS a 'Huge Stick' from the moment he introduced his desire to run for President in 2007 at the fashionable [think the despised '1%' here] home of Bill Ayers, one-time-co-founder of the Weather Underground and later, 2008's, 'he's just another guy in the neighborhood' non-repentent terrorist dude.   

Since this week's video was posted yesterday OVER 10,200 people have already viewed this inspiring webisode.  With viewership like this, the White House Channel is certainly poised to give the 91 regular viewers of MSNBC a run for their money!

But, if YOU are looking to advertise on the WhiteHouseChannel on YouTube... 

SORRY! 

All promotional air time has already been purchased (by you) the purposes of re-electing the President.  I don't fault him for this, but I only wish that more people could take the time to view his inspiring words and actions. 

Maybe if the President added more dynamic 'Narration' to spice up the videos up a bit more?

Perhaps if the President could get 'Randall' to do ALL future voice-over work for him? 

For an example of Randall's work, please view the following (when the kids are not around - because the language IS a bit rough) video excerpt of "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" which has gotten over 40 MILLION views since it was released in January of 2011. 

Possible scripting examples for future WhiteHouseChannel video releases for Randall's new gig:

"This is President Obama, watch him speak in slow motion.  He's a completely fearless President who just don't give a _ _ _ _."

"President Obama don't care.  President Obama smacked the _ _ _ _ out of Bin Laden."

"Eww, what's that?  Republicans in Congress?  President Obama don't take nothing from them, President Obama just don't care.  He's one Nasty _ _ _ President who just doesn't give a _ _ _ _ about what anyone else thinks.  He just does whatever the _ _ _ _ he wants."

"President Obama says, "Thanks Harry Reid for doing my nasty _ _ _ work in the Senate.  I don't need you to keep your job, because I just need to keep mine.  I don't care that Nancy Pelosi lost her Majority seat in the House because I still got what I want...",  President Obama just don't care."


Sometimes you're the Cobra. 

Sometimes you're the Honey Badger. 

The choice is up to you...

Chose wisely my friends.