Why Would Harry Reid Want To Fund Cancer Research for Children when He Can Blame Dying Children On Republicans?

Thanks Mr. Reid, you've cleared up for this whole 'NIH Children's Cancer Research Funding' thing for me.  

Please ignore the post which appears directly below this one, I guess I was too stupid to understand that YOU (and only you) get to play God.

THIS JUST IN:  Harry, God is not amused.

Prepare to be smitten.