Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Delusional Right-Wing Sing-Along!

I offer the following to all those posters on the site who have been ranting about 'Delusional Right Wingers' for the past couple of weeks. While they were ranting about 'nothing much at all'... I was... I was... thinking...

(The screen goes hazy as the dream sequence begins...)

A tall, thin, bearded man in a stove-pipe hat enters the center ring and shouts to the audience through an 1860's era megaphone... "Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, please join us as we sing the following to the tune of Hosanna from the classic rock opera, Jesus Christ Superstar..."

The tent goes dark as President Lincoln continues, "It's a Delusional Right Wing Sing-A-Long! Come on, let's join in the Inaugural spirit for the other 'Man from Illinois'! No, that's not quite right... The man from Hawaii! (Abe wonders aloud, "Where the heck is Hawaii?)"

Abe has a puzzled look on his face as a man in the front row shouts out, "He was born in Kenya! Kenya, got it, he's not even an Ameri... Aaaaaahhh!" Taser shots are heard discharging as the Secret Service removes Philip J. Berg's twitching body...

An obviously rattled Abe continues, "Well, let's just sing anyway, shall we? Here we go!"
(If you need help with the tune, just click the following YouTube video link... It's easy! It's fun! It's FREE! Bossie even helped me touch-up the original lyrics!)

Maestro, please!

Click here for musical accompaniment!

CROWD:
Hey Bama, Obama, Bama, Bama, Bama, O,Hey B O, B O won't you smile at Joe?Obama, Hey Superstar!

HILLARY:
Tell the rabble to be quiet, we anticipate a riot.This common crowd, it's much too loud.Tell the mob who sing your song that they were fooled and that they were wrong.They are a curse. They should disperse.

CROWD:
Obama, Hey Bama, Bama, Bama, O-bama,Hey bama, O-bama,In DC, DC Barack, you're all right by me,Bama, Bama, O-bama Hey Superstar!

BARACK:
Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?Nothing can be done to stop the pleading.If every tongue were still the need would still continue.The rocks and stones themselves would start to beg!

CROWD and Barack:
Obama Hey Bama, Bama, Bama, O-bamaHey Bama, O-bama,In DC, DC won't you fight for me?Bama O-bama Hey Superstar

BARACK:
Sing me your songs,But not for me alone.Sing them for yourselves,For you are needy.There is not one of you who will not get a bailout.The slow, the suffering,The quick, the liberal, the dense...

CROWD and BARACK:
Obama Hey Bama Bama Bama O-bamaHey Bama O-bamaCROWD (alone):
In DC, DC won't you send some checks to me?Bama O-bama Hey Superstar!

(Repeat as necessary)

I feel so much better now.

p.s.: I hope President Obama succeeds over the next four years. Because if HE doesn't... odds are pretty good that our country will have some additional challenges that we don't have today.

Q: "What's the best way to get out of a hole?"

A: "Put down the shovel."

You cannot TAX a country into prosperity, okay? President Bush forgot this, but I'm sure that the Democratic leadership never knew this.

If a company is mis-managed, or is making products which no one wants to buy... let it fail. Don't use taxpayer dollars to prolong the failure (pain). A stronger company will come in to take it's place.

And all of you folks who hated President Bush and couldn't wait for him to be gone...

You've got the House, Senate, and White House, now - LEAD.

We'll be watching.

Good luck America!

Good luck President Obama!

Good luck Bossie!
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