Thursday, July 25, 2013

Stand By Your Sham...

"Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand

But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man

A reading from the Book of Hillary, Chapter 69, Verse 1996:  
"The political spouse is patient, the political spouse is blind. She does not envy, she does not boast, she has no pride.  She is not rude, for she is self-seeking, she is easily angered, but she keeps no written record of wrongs. The political spouse does not delight in evil but always rejoices upon the election. She always protects, always tolerates, always votes, and always perseveres.  For the political spouse knows that her turn is at hand..."


From the New York Post...    
Limp XXXCuse:  Weiner blames rocky marriage for sext relapse

Anthony Weiner came up with an extraordinary excuse yesterday to explain why he went back to sexting after supposedly kicking the habit — he was suffering from marital woes.

In a startling e-mail letter sent to rally campaign supporters, Weiner said he sought hot-blooded female consolation on the Internet when he and his wife, Huma Abedin, hit a rocky patch in their relationship last summer.

At the time, Weiner had been out of Congress for a year, having resigned in disgrace, and was giving interviews with his wife at his side claiming he was cured. 


"What do you mean I can't have my iPhone!?!?!?!  Don't you know who I am???"
If this guy's 'cured', I wouldn't want to ever see the 'sicker' version of the man.  I could quite happily live my entire life and NEVER see Carlos / Anthony / Weiner (or whatever 'bits' of himself he decides to Tweet) again.

Just one week ago our buddy, 'Carlos Danger', was in the lead position for the NYC Mayor's race.  Today, at lunch time, well, not so much.  He's Number 2 on today's poll (hmm, oddly appropriate...).  

But don't worry, he's a Democrat - he'll be just fine - Democratic ethical standards are 'different' than many of ours are.  

But hey, don't get me wrong, there are LOTS of dirt bag Republicans / Conservatives out there as well.  The difference is that when a Conservative, or a Republican does wrong, we get all 'Amish on their heinie' and 'shun' them into irrelevance.  For a Democrat, being involved in a Sex-related scandal is a resume enhancer. 

Here's one for ya' - you drive a woman off a bridge in your car, leave her to drown and don't report the accident for nine hours... 

What happens to a Republican?  BOOM!  Everyone denounces him / her and he / she dies IN PRISON after being shanked by a White-Hispanic (I hear that they're 'violent').  Then, of course, your ignoble end is reported on CNN, MSNBC, and Huffington Post for six years and every other Republican is compared to them...  For all time.

Our real-life, water-logged Democrat politician referenced above?  Fast-forward a few years and other politicians call you the 'Lion of the Senate' and everyone from both Parties cries at your funeral.   Then they talk about what a 'Giant' you were?  Really?  

All things considered, I'd prefer to be of 'average height' and have NOT killed someone in a lecherous, drunken-stupor, thank so much.  

Pretty sure that I'd sleep better at night, at least... 

Ted Kennedy - Lion of the Senate

Will Anthony 'pull out' of the race?  Yes, I believe he will.

Will his wife stay by his side (publicly, at least)?  Yes, she will.

Will Huma continue to allow Hillary to 'mentor' her?  Yes, remember, when the going gets 'weird' the 'weird' turn Pro.  And Hillary, well let's just say that she's got a freaking PhD in 'Weird Spouses'.

Will I give a rat's rumpus either way?  Nope.

I just never want to read the following words regarding a politician from EITHER Party ever again: editor Nik Richie described Weiner as a “sexual predator” who immediately “lured” the young woman into online sex…

“Anthony Weiner was not good at phone sex,” said Richie, quoting [Sydney] Leathers. “[He] would orgasm in 30 seconds.”

Nice going 'Quick Draw'... 

(Note to self:  Search for 'Quick Draw' on Twitter - it's probably Weiner...) 

"I jes hope that he deedn't 'Shoots heemself in the face' again..."

Some days it's just too easy.

With apologies to Baba Looey and the rest of the guys and gals over at Hanna-Barbera...

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