Thursday, October 13, 2011

Democratic Recipe for Electoral Success: Rape, Murder, Mayhem & 'A Little Off The Top'

"When the going gets weird - the weird turn pro"
- Anonymous

Hey!  I've got a really uncomfortable idea! Let's spend a few minutes basking beneath the diseased haze in the political dementia which is the mind of the average "Communisticus Liberalus Democraticus's(Roughly translated: "the average Commie Lib Democrat").

First, completely empty your mind to more fully experience the rarefication which is the modern Liberal Democrat's psyche.

Second, forget everything you ever took for granted regarding civility, decency, and the United States' Constitution.

Third, I'm soooo sorry... 

Oh well, here goes nothin'.

Nancy (SanFranNan) Pelosi...

“Under this bill, when the Republicans vote for this bill today, they will be voting to say that women can die on the floor of health care providers … it’s just appalling.  I can’t even describe to you the logic of what they are doing today.” -- Nancy Pelosi, Former Speaker of the House

Because as EVERYONE knows, Republicans are only happy when "women are dying on the floor" of medical offices.  

Conversely, Bill Clinton is only happy when "women are lying on the floor", pretty much anywhere, anytime, anyhow...

 Joe 'Biden his time till he's retired' Biden...
"Can I have a Sieg Heil?!?!"
October 12, 2011, Flint Michigan: 
“In 2008, when Flint had 265 sworn officers on their police force, there were 35 murders and 91 rapes in this city. In 2010, when Flint had only 144 police officers, the murder rate climbed to 65 and rapes–just to pick two categories–climbed to 229. In 2011, you now only have 125 shields. God only knows what the numbers will be this year for Flint if we don’t rectify it.”

Left out of the horror story above, is the fact that Flint's police force is 'down' due to decreased revenues from tax-payers and the cost associated with retiree benefits and early-retired police officers.  In essence, the additional RAPES and MURDERS can be laid squarely at the feet of whomever has been destroying the Nation's Economy since 2009.

Who could THAT be???
Oops!  How'd this get in here?  Sorry!
You guys in the Graphics Department - you're all FIRED!
Don't worry, you'll get YEARS of unemployment...

Michael (is) Moore...  Or Less?
I'm looking at you...

Keith Olbermann Show, September 23, 2011:
“The smart rich know they can only build the gate so high. And, and, sooner or later history proves that people when they’ve had enough aren’t going to take it anymore. And much better to deal with it nonviolently now, through the political system, than what could possibly happen in the future, which nobody wants to see”  --  Michael Moore, Wealthy Filmmaker and Future Quadruple Bypass Candidate

America, you have been WARNED!  Michael Moore has issued a warning to all you smart rich people who are fat, dumb, and miserable!   

In a completely unrelated story, Michael Moore has just purchased a controlling interest in the ACME Fence Company, specializing in Big and Tall fences for the smart rich.  [Motto:  "Big and Tall Fences for Smart Rich People are Our ONLY Product!"]

Roseanne "I ain't been on TV in Years (except on Russian TV)" Barr
"Hi, I'm Roseanne and I've been irrelevant AND ridiculous for several decades...
I seem to have misplaced my career.  Have you seen it?  Do I look like Ozzie to you?"

Keiser Report, RTv, October 1, 2011:
“I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn’t help, then being beheaded --  Roseanne Barr

Seriously, once someone calls for the 'beheading' of other private citizens, what else is there to say?  The uninformed might consider this a bit harsh, but to the enlightened likes of Ms. Barr, killing people who don't do what you want is the 'obvious conclusion' to the debate.

James 'Do I look like Gollum to You?' Carville
"And then I say to Bill Clinton, no WAY am I smoking that cigar..."
Don Imus Show, June 6, 2011
“You know, look — this is a humanitarian — you know, you’re smart enough to see this . . . People, you know, if it continues, we’re going to start to see civil unrest in this country. I hate to say that, but I think it’s imminently possible.”  -- James Carville, Democratic Strategist

I never thought I'd say it, but James Carville is some kind of a genius.  He called this one way back in June.  You are SO the man! 

You are my Precious...
Holy Moley, he IS Gollum!

Some unknown Socialist speaking in L.A. to a mob of 'dozens'

Occupy L.A. Event, October 1, 2011
(Speaker: Unknown but to God.  God is not happy about this):
“One of the speakers said the solution is nonviolent movement. No, my friend. I’ll give you two examples: French Revolution, and Indian so-called Revolution.

Gandhi, Gandhi today is, with respect to all of you, Gandhi today is a tumor that the ruling class is using constantly to mislead us. French Revolution made fundamental transformation. But it was bloody.
India, the result of Gandhi, is 600 million people living in maximum poverty.

So, ultimately, the bourgeoisie won’t go without violent means. Revolution! Yes, revolution that is led by the working class.

Long live revolution! Long live socialism!”

I don't know about you, but whenever I see someone speaking from behind a shopping cart, well, it truly does make the speaker much

As you lay your head upon your pillow this evening, think about the words you read here and the images which accompany them.  We are here at this time for a reason. 

I wish I were reading about this in a History book - I could skip to the end of the chapter and know how it all turns out.  Unfortunately, as I type this, we are living history.  There is no guarantee of outcome.  No syllabus to help us on our way, other than the legislative tools given to us by a bunch of 'old white guys' several hundred years ago.  Personally, I like 'old white guys' a lot.  Especially every time I look in a mirror as I walk by...   

Once upon a time, I heard that there are three 'types' of people:

Type One:      "Persons who make things happen"

Type Two:     "Persons who watch things happen"

Type Three:  "Persons who wonder 'what the Hell' just happened"

I suggest that as stewards of our Liberty we have been Type Two and Type Three 'persons' for far too long. 

It is time to pull our Nation away from the abyss, back from the brink, and back to the Constitution.

We are a Nation of Laws, not of men.  We are much more than we have allowed ourselves to become.

It is time to get busy.

Roll up them sleeves. 

Looking for a place to start?  HERE

More.  Later.
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