The Magical Misery Tour

The one.  The only.
Magical Mystery Tour.

Just for the record, I'm not a huge Mitt Romney fan.  This being said, the man (or his staff), understands marketing and messaging. 

Just came across the following while eating lunch moments ago - come on THIS is funny...

Click here for the original link:  Magical Misery Tour Shirts

With sincere apologies to The Beatles...

Magical Misery Tour

Roll up, roll up for the magical misery tour, step right this way.
Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up (AND) THAT'S AN INVITATION, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the misery tour.

The magical misery tour is waiting to take you away,
Waiting to take you away.

Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up SATISFACTION GUARANTEED, roll up for the misery tour.

The magical misery tour is hoping to take you away,
Hoping to take you away.
A misery trip.
The magical misery tour.

Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up (AND) THAT'S AN INVITATION, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the misery tour.

The magical misery tour is coming to take you away,
Coming to take you away.
The magical misery tour is dying to take you away,
Dying to take you away, take you today.

Go ahead, listen to the original, you know you want to.  It'll remind you of happier times.

Yeah, I'm ALL for that...



UPDATE:  Yeah, I guess it was only a matter of time...

Bonus Song!!! 

Obama Bus

Every day I get in the queue (Too much, Obama Bus)

To get on the bus that takes me away from you (Too much, Obama Bus)

I'm so cocky I just sit and smile (Too much, Obama Bus)

Martha's Vineyard is only another mile (Too much, Obama Bus)

Thank you, driver, for getting us here (Too much, Obama Bus)

You'll be a Transportation Czar, have no fear (Too much, Obama Bus)

I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, Obama Bus)

But can those people there buy my Obama Bus? (Too much, Obama Bus)

Nooooooooo!

I don't care how much they pay (Too much, Obama Bus)

I wanna drive this bus to over voters each day (Too much, Obama Bus)

I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it ... (You can't have it!)

Thruppence and sixpence every day

Just to drive my spending 

Thruppence and sixpence each day

'Cause I drive my agenda every way

Obama Bus, Obama Bus, Obama Bus ...

I said, now I've got my Obama Bus (Too much, Obama Bus)

I said, now I've got my Obama Bus (Too much, Obama Bus)

I drive this country every way (Too much, Obama Bus)

Each time I go the same old way (Too much, Obama Bus)

I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it ...

Every day you'll see the dust (Too much, Obama Bus)

As I rob the country blind in my Obama Bus (Too much, Obama Bus)