A Joke. A Gag. An Ignorant Hag.

"The Joke"

"The Gag"

Two morons were walking along railroad tracks in Northern Pennsylvania.  After a while of walking and enjoying the sights they came to a train trestle spanning a large river.  "You think we should try to cross this here river?" Moron One asks. 

"Well, if we don't cross this river, then we ain't going to get where want to get to..." says Moron Two. 

"Yup, I'm guessin' that's about right," responds Moron One.  "We'd better get started then.  Just be careful whilst we're crossing over this river - it looks deep and fast-moving."

So the morons begin their trek across the train trestle to get to the other side.  Half-way across Moron Two totters towards the right-hand side of the track.  "Look out, you could fall!" shouts Moron One.

Surely enough, Moron Two flails his hands to the sky and falls off the trestle into the dark, fast-moving river below.

Moron One looks at the water rushing below him, shrugs, and continues walking alone to the other side.  

Question:  WHY did this happen?

Answer:  Because One Moron was a little more-on than the other.

(Smooth segue coming...)

"The Ignorant Hag"

Q:  How much money would you have charged to
complete that left-leg flower tattoo???
A:  Ain't enough money in the world...

Ah, yes, time for the important news about Presidential Politics and the FIRST real challenge to President Obama...

While Republican Presidential Candidates bludgeon each other in public, a bold figure, an epic leader, and a woman who slept with John Goodman for multiple seasons - steps forward to take her rightful place in history!!!

According to the Associated Press:  WASHINGTON (AP) — Roseanne Barr said Thursday she's running for the Green Party's presidential nomination — and it's no joke.

The actress-comedian said in a statement that she's a longtime supporter of the party and looks forward to working with people who share her values. She said the two major parties aren't serving the American people.

"The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants -- bought and paid for by the 1 percent -- who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people," Barr said.

Occupy Wall Street protesters popularized the "We are the 99 percent" slogan in their fight against economic disparity and perceived corporate greed.
...
Barr said she has been fighting for working-class families and women for decades.

"I will barnstorm American living rooms," she said in a candidate questionnaire submitted to the Green Party. "Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election."

Barr's hit TV sitcom "Roseanne" aired from 1988 to 1997 and earned her an Emmy and a Golden Globe. She played a wise-cracking mom in the comedy about a blue-collar family. Barr has a 46-acre macadamia nut farm in Hawaii. 

(Moos Note:  Please pay particular attention to this last line - Yes, she owns a 46-acre 'nut' farm in Hawaii.  Yet one more reason I pray nightly for the Earth's Mantle to shift swallowing these sugar-cane-and-pineapple-laden islands back to the watery deep from where they rose.  Nothing GOOD ever came from Hawaii...)


But wait, what's this???  You don't believe that Roseanne Barr is qualified to be President of the United States?!?!? 

How dare you (sir or madame)!!!

Just take a moment to review a few of the insightful fact-filled posts on RoseAnne's official blog, RoseanneWorld:  (And no.  I'm not making ANY of these up...)

9-11 firefighters for truth:  "Cheney pulled it- and the building was demolished-it had been wired before 911--so that House of Bush and Cheney's Haliburton could use and hide behind the horror to erase their financial crimes-ie-that they used taxpayer money to build Dubai-the international center of the Child Sex Slave Trade. there you have it. Pedos at the top=Satan."

war against females: china will deserve what it gets:  "too many males--and all that entails-"

brilliant analysis, Jon Gold:  "PLEASE READ THIS!"  (A deliciously detailed delusion of the 911 Conspiracy)

army corps of engineers' negligence caused the damage of Katrina (organized genocide?):

Us judges sell children for money:

heritage foundation : pro rape and pedophiles:  "  The right wing are predators and talibangelists, who can't muster even a distant feeling of empathy for any living man woman or child unless they can use it as an excuse to go to war and kill."

911-er writes me:  "Sick of these over educated white men talking about nothing.
RW WORLD RESPONSE: I "HERE" YOU! TOO MUCH EDUCATION IS BAD! 9-11ers are against the wrong people it seems! Attack the right, not the left! Are 9-11ers counter intelligence operatives?"

With this 'arse'-anal of ammunition at her disposal during a debate between herself, the President, and the Republican Nominee...  I'm thinking that President Obama will lose about 60% of his base.

Run Roseanne.  Run... 




Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

Democratic Recipe for Electoral Success: Rape, Murder, Mayhem & 'A Little Off The Top'

"When the going gets weird - the weird turn pro"

- Anonymous

Hey!  I've got a really uncomfortable idea! Let's spend a few minutes basking beneath the diseased haze in the political dementia which is the mind of the average "Communisticus Liberalus Democraticus's"  (Roughly translated: "the average Commie Lib Democrat").

First, completely empty your mind to more fully experience the rarefication which is the modern Liberal Democrat's psyche.

Second, forget everything you ever took for granted regarding civility, decency, and the United States' Constitution.

Third, I'm soooo sorry... 

Oh well, here goes nothin'.

Nancy (SanFranNan) Pelosi...

Politico, October 13, 2011: 

“Under this bill, when the Republicans vote for this bill today, they will be voting to say that women can die on the floor of health care providers … it’s just appalling.  I can’t even describe to you the logic of what they are doing today.” -- Nancy Pelosi, Former Speaker of the House

Because as EVERYONE knows, Republicans are only happy when "women are dying on the floor" of medical offices.  

Conversely, Bill Clinton is only happy when "women are lying on the floor", pretty much anywhere, anytime, anyhow...



 Joe 'Biden his time till he's retired' Biden...

"Can I have a Sieg Heil?!?!"

October 12, 2011, Flint Michigan: 
“In 2008, when Flint had 265 sworn officers on their police force, there were 35 murders and 91 rapes in this city. In 2010, when Flint had only 144 police officers, the murder rate climbed to 65 and rapes–just to pick two categories–climbed to 229. In 2011, you now only have 125 shields. God only knows what the numbers will be this year for Flint if we don’t rectify it.”

Left out of the horror story above, is the fact that Flint's police force is 'down' due to decreased revenues from tax-payers and the cost associated with retiree benefits and early-retired police officers.  In essence, the additional RAPES and MURDERS can be laid squarely at the feet of whomever has been destroying the Nation's Economy since 2009.

Who could THAT be???

Oops!  How'd this get in here?  Sorry!
You guys in the Graphics Department - you're all FIRED!
Don't worry, you'll get YEARS of unemployment...

Michael (is) Moore...  Or Less?

I'm looking at you...

Keith Olbermann Show, September 23, 2011:
“The smart rich know they can only build the gate so high. And, and, sooner or later history proves that people when they’ve had enough aren’t going to take it anymore. And much better to deal with it nonviolently now, through the political system, than what could possibly happen in the future, which nobody wants to see”  --  Michael Moore, Wealthy Filmmaker and Future Quadruple Bypass Candidate

America, you have been WARNED!  Michael Moore has issued a warning to all you smart rich people who are fat, dumb, and miserable!   

In a completely unrelated story, Michael Moore has just purchased a controlling interest in the ACME Fence Company, specializing in Big and Tall fences for the smart rich.  [Motto:  "Big and Tall Fences for Smart Rich People are Our ONLY Product!"]



Roseanne "I ain't been on TV in Years (except on Russian TV)" Barr

"Hi, I'm Roseanne and I've been irrelevant AND ridiculous for several decades...
I seem to have misplaced my career.  Have you seen it?  Do I look like Ozzie to you?"

Keiser Report, RTv, October 1, 2011:
“I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn’t help, then being beheaded” --  Roseanne Barr

Seriously, once someone calls for the 'beheading' of other private citizens, what else is there to say?  The uninformed might consider this a bit harsh, but to the enlightened likes of Ms. Barr, killing people who don't do what you want is the 'obvious conclusion' to the debate.



James 'Do I look like Gollum to You?' Carville

"And then I say to Bill Clinton, no WAY am I smoking that cigar..."

Don Imus Show, June 6, 2011
“You know, look — this is a humanitarian — you know, you’re smart enough to see this . . . People, you know, if it continues, we’re going to start to see civil unrest in this country. I hate to say that, but I think it’s imminently possible.”  -- James Carville, Democratic Strategist

I never thought I'd say it, but James Carville is some kind of a genius.  He called this one way back in June.  You are SO the man! 

You are my Precious...

Holy Moley, he IS Gollum!

Some unknown Socialist speaking in L.A. to a mob of 'dozens'

Occupy L.A. Event, October 1, 2011
(Speaker: Unknown but to God.  God is not happy about this):
“One of the speakers said the solution is nonviolent movement. No, my friend. I’ll give you two examples: French Revolution, and Indian so-called Revolution.

Gandhi, Gandhi today is, with respect to all of you, Gandhi today is a tumor that the ruling class is using constantly to mislead us. French Revolution made fundamental transformation. But it was bloody.
India, the result of Gandhi, is 600 million people living in maximum poverty.

So, ultimately, the bourgeoisie won’t go without violent means. Revolution! Yes, revolution that is led by the working class.

Long live revolution! Long live socialism!”

I don't know about you, but whenever I see someone speaking from behind a shopping cart, well, it truly does make the speaker much


As you lay your head upon your pillow this evening, think about the words you read here and the images which accompany them.  We are here at this time for a reason. 

I wish I were reading about this in a History book - I could skip to the end of the chapter and know how it all turns out.  Unfortunately, as I type this, we are living history.  There is no guarantee of outcome.  No syllabus to help us on our way, other than the legislative tools given to us by a bunch of 'old white guys' several hundred years ago.  Personally, I like 'old white guys' a lot.  Especially every time I look in a mirror as I walk by...   

Once upon a time, I heard that there are three 'types' of people:

Type One:      "Persons who make things happen"

Type Two:     "Persons who watch things happen"

Type Three:  "Persons who wonder 'what the Hell' just happened"

I suggest that as stewards of our Liberty we have been Type Two and Type Three 'persons' for far too long. 

It is time to pull our Nation away from the abyss, back from the brink, and back to the Constitution.

We are a Nation of Laws, not of men.  We are much more than we have allowed ourselves to become.

It is time to get busy.

Roll up them sleeves. 

 
Looking for a place to start?  HERE

More.  Later.