Showing posts with label Driving Greenly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Driving Greenly. Show all posts

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Leaf-y Green


"Okay.  I am squatting and plugging car into electric charger.  Somebody take my picture, quick...  Only one question - do I look like a baby 'pooping' to you?"


First, to you people reading this, I'm sorry.  I missed the article below when it first came out.

Second, yes, you do look like a 'baby pooping' to me.  Having three kids, I'd recognize that 'squat and stare' look anywhere.  If the camera were a bit closer I'd bet your face is red too...

Third, thanks Mr. Poopy-Pants for squatting next to the subject of today's post. 


National Legal and Policy Center, April 2012:  Nissan North America, Inc. – a subsidiary of its Japanese parent – is the beneficiary of a $1.4 billion Advanced Technology Vehicle Manufacturing loan from the U.S. Department of Energy, to convert a plant in Smyrna, Tenn. to produce the Leaf and batteries for it. The project’s promoters say the alterations will lead to 1,300 new jobs, enabling Nissan to produce up to 150,000 Leafs and 200,000 battery packs per year, which will lead to the all-important avoidance of 204,000 tons of carbon dioxide emissions – or so they say.

But there’s just one problem: Sales of the Leaf are not much better than the Volt’s have been, and lately have been much worse. In 2011 Chevrolet sold 7,671 of its plug-in Volt, whose range is extended with the help of a small gasoline tank. Nissan sold 9,674 of the purely electric Leaf last year. So far through the end of March this year GM has delivered 4,095 Volts, while only 1,733 Leafs have been sold.


So if demand isn’t strong enough to keep a GM line running to build the Volt, how can the current level of sales for the Leaf justify the enormous plant investment Nissan is making in Tennessee? USA Today reported a few weeks ago that as gasoline prices reach $4 per gallon, electric vehicles still “face dark days.” Industry expert LMC Automotive predicts EV sales will remain below 1 percent through 2017.


[Insert Jeopardy theme-music here]  "Do dee do do do dee do, do dee do do, dit dee do do do do dee do..."

When logic fails to explain why a business would build something its customers do not appear to WANT, there can be only ONE logical answer.  If you are looking for affirmation, here comes the explanation from the nice folks at the NLPC:


Why would this be? Because even with billions of dollars in “investment” from the government to help Ford, Nissan, Fisker, Tesla, and The Vehicle Production Group build EVs, and to fund companies like Ecotality to build out a charging network at places like Cracker Barrel, the technology is impractical for most people.

Besides the obvious range anxiety [Moos Note:  Great, and I just got over my 'performance anxiety'.  Now there's MORE anxiety to worry about...] experienced by EV drivers, because the batteries don’t maintain their charge long enough, there’s the problem of lengthy times required to “fill up” again. Even the extremely expensive ($40,000 each) and hard-to-find “fast-chargers” (440 volt) take 30 minutes to get a Leaf going again for any reasonable distance, and most chargers require four to five hours to re-boost.

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While Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn (pictured) would obviously love to see sales of the Leaf take off, he has said (in so many words) that government subsidies are the reason for his pursuit of EV technology, rather than successes based upon qualities such as value, styling, safety rankings, or popularity with the purchasing public. 

“It does not matter if, for example, Portugal stops the incentives, as long as other countries like the United States continue to support,” Ghosn told Reuters in October. “If countries like France, Japan and the UK support and then China, that is about to start to support, that's fine.”

The Brazilian-born Frenchman, who also chairs Renault, also does not hide the fact that he supports government control of markets and its attempts to stimulate technologies, no matter the cost.
 

“We must diversify the energy mix used to fuel our vehicles,” Ghosn wrote last month for Forbes. “Petroleum-based fuels now account for 96 percent of the world’s automotive energy mix. By mandating targets and requirements at the level of the state, we can increase the mix of renewable fuels.”

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Meanwhile an analysis of fuel efficiency by the New York Times determined that it would take nine years before Leaf owners break even by saving money on gasoline versus the extra cost of the EV. That is a dubious assumption, since after that amount of time all – or a lot of – the depleted battery pack will need to be replaced. Time will tell, but if like most batteries it needs entire replacement, the cost is likely to exceed $30,000.
 

Nissan disputes that, of course. But is it worth risking the unknown for a vehicle that is only capable of traveling much fewer miles than would an equivalent gas-powered car such as the Nissan Versa or Chevy Cruze?
 

Not that that matters to Ghosn, since in his view, the purpose of the automobile business is to serve the collective through the manipulations of government.
 

“We have a social responsibility to ensure that this industry grows sustainably,” he wrote in his Forbes piece, “and if we uphold our responsibility, we will increase the quality of life for everyone on our planet.”

So, in the end, it boils down again to the 'Greater Good', 'Social Justice', 'Fairness', and 'What the government will subsidize'.  These vehicles do not have to be profitable, or desired, or competitive in the market, but rather, it is the very appearance of caring (with US taxpayers footing the bill) which matters to Nissan. 

Oh, and the $1.4 BILLION which you EPA personally committed (for YOU!) to fund Nissan's building of these electrified AMC Pacers helps too. 

Go ahead, look again, you'll KNOW it's true...


Nissan Leaf 2012











1976 AMC Pacer


  
The major similarities between these two vehicles:

  • Both are blue
  • Both are 'Bone Ugly'
  • Both are destined to be CLASSICS
  • The first was introduced during Jimmy Carter's First term, and the second, during Jimmy Carter's Second...  And Final, Term


The major difference between these two vehicles?

  • The $1.4 BILLION you funded got you two more doors (and batteries which cost $30,000 to replace)


Although, I hear our money wasn't completely wasted.  President Obama's getting a new limo to cruise around in while campaigning...




Wow, that's going to need a LOT of batteries...
But the paint job is sooooooo radical - just like the man himself!


Luckily for US, we're already investing in most of the companies funding these 'green energy battery manufacturers'.  President Obama believes in 're-investment'.


He re-invests YOUR money into things he wants to succeed - regardless of it they are profitable, sustainable, marketable...  Or not. 


Well, it's not like it HIS money.  He ought to 'spread the wealth around', right?


Friday, November 25, 2011

The Road(s) Less Traveled

Riding off into the sunset...
PART I:

Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys, and Girls!  Today's post is 100% 'factually-based' GREAT NEWS!!!  (Not like that 'made-up' 'Great News' you see on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, FOX, Huffington Post, or find at http://www.whitehouse.gov/!)

Yes, the following post is BRIMMING with Optimism!!!

In a post found yesterday at Detroit News.com, I learned the following interesting facts:

  • Americans are using 500,000 fewer barrels of oil a day
  • In September, driving fell by 1.5 percent to 244.2 billion miles
  • The Energy Information Agency said the four-week average demand for gasoline use is 8.58 million barrels a day. Last year at this time, the four-week average was 9.1 million barrels of oil a week
Whoa, looks like all those 'Green Policies' put in place by the Obama Administration are REALLY WORKING!!!

Hoo-ray!

I'm sure that you enjoy driving your New Chevrolet Volts, Nissan Leafs, and Bicycles around town, to the office, and to the unemployment office in your state! 

On behalf of everyone here in the MoosRoom - thank you for NOT driving! 

You have made the positive, life-affirming choice to NOT drive as much as you did previously!

Thank you for helping keep:

  • Our Air Cleaner!
  • Our Roads Safer!
  • Our Dinosaurs resting safely deep underground (in thick puddles of trapped fossil fuels)!
  • Our Childrens' Future Brighter!
Yes, as I work off the remainder of my over-sized Turkey Dinner, the news today is ALL good!!!

Thank you, America, and God Bless President Obama's Economic and Energy policies!!! 
[Somewhere in the distance, the reverb slowly fades as the sound of applause is cut off quickly...]
"Oh yes, I am the man..."


DISCLAIMER(s), OBSERVATIONS, AND FUNDAMENTAL SCIENTIFIC ASSUMPTIONS:

Each of the above items is 'Factually Correct'.

Each item was found in the online post from the Detroit News Online.

No dinosaurs were killed in the generation of today's post

(They all died off Millions of years ago, and as much as I want to, I cannot take responsibility for their passing.  It was, in fact, due to Global Climate Change brought about the dinosaurs' reckless use of...  Fossil Fuels.)


PART II:
Now, if I were being honest with you, I would have told you the REST of the story. 

The rest of the story is the actual post I began to write before I got side-tracked into the above.  While I was not actually lying to you, I was mis-directing your attention to things which I wanted you to consider as the only facts applicable to this post. 

In fact, the above items, discussed above, are FACTS - from a purely 'Factual perspective'...

But as with most things found online...  I left a lot of the facts out. 

The additional 'omitted' facts may lead you to a different conclusion than the one you found above. 
Continuing from the Detroit News Online article (partially quoted) from above:

November 22, 2011, Washington --  Americans hit the brakes on driving in September. They logged 3.7 billion fewer miles as driving fell for the seventh straight month in the face of high gas prices.

The Federal Highway Administration said Americans have driven 29.8 billion fewer miles in the first nine months of 2011, which remains on pace to be the lowest yearly number of miles driven since 2003.
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The Energy Information Agency says gas prices are still about 50 cents a gallon higher than last year. The average recent price nationwide at the pump was $3.39, compared with $2.85 a year ago.

Americans are using 500,000 fewer barrels of oil a day, a sign driving may fall even further.
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As Americans log fewer miles, they may hold on to aging vehicles even longer as they drive less. The average age of vehicles on the roads has risen to 10.6 years, the oldest ever.

The federal report is based on continuous hourly traffic count data at 4,000 traffic counting locations nationwide.

The U.S. surpassed 2 trillion annual miles traveled in 1988, and the 3 trillion mile mark in 2006.

But with economic woes and higher gas prices in recent years, the U.S.hasn't topped the 3 trillion mile mark since 2007.


To add insult to injury, my oldest son referred to a site:  http://www.gasbuddy.com/ where you can do interesting things like:

  • Find least-expensive gas locally and nationally!
  • Track gasoline prices long term!
  • Plan your next trip (including gasoline expenses) online!
So I went there. 

I was curious what gasoline prices looked like during President Obama's singular term-to-date. 

Interestingly enough, the most curious part of the chart is what the chart looked like BEFORE the election. 

You'll know it when you see it...


Yes, that's right, the mere presence of 'Candidate Obama'  and 'John McCain' (I'm laughing as I type this last one) in the Presidential Race in 2008 drove the per gallon price of gasoline down from $4.12 per gallon in July, 2008 down to $1.86 per gallon when we went to the polls within a period of FOUR months. 

This represents a decline of 55% in the per gallon price of gasoline at the pump.  It must have been all those 'Hope and Change' forces working busily behind the scenes. 

But What's Happened Since the Inauguration?

  • 'Hope and change' is once again only a bumper sticker slogan (in reality, always was)
  • Gasoline prices have increased steadily since January, 2009
  • We are driving 'older cars' because we can't afford 'newer ones' (but, hey, don't newer cars get better gas mileage???)
  • We, as a Nation, are driving less because, quite frankly, we can't afford to drive 'more'
  • The economy continues to lurch forward more consistently with momentum associated with a re-animated corpse than that of a marathon runner
  • And the President, so far as I can tell, would rather support the OWS folks than the people who used to drive this economy - the people who pay his family's airfare to far-away, exotic places, to see things I can only speculate about seeing
In the end, the President has done a wonderful job of reducing our demand for foreign, and domestic fossil fuels, unfortunately, it's not because we're conserving more fuel-efficient vehicles and living more 'greenly'.  It's because we're holding back on our spending because we don't know which direction our next 'economic blow' is coming from. 

The only thing I do know for sure? 

That next blow? 

It's on its way...

And that does kind of 'blow', doesn't it?

"Why can't we just be more like Germany?"
Because we don't have giant female politicians who...  you know.

Friday, April 22, 2011

A Recycled Post for... Earth Day!!!

Sing with me now:  "Jellyfish Fields Forever..."

A Recycled Post!

"Hey everybody, what day is it?!"

"It's Earth Day Mr. Cow Guy!  Yay!"

"Yes kids, today is Earth Day!  Break out your 'Earth Shoes', your hip 'hemp' clothing, and your best Jerry Garcia T-Shirt and join the festivities!  Because you'll want to 'Fit In', make sure you appear 'excited' when you attend any, and all, Earth Day activities."

Then be sure to hug the person closest to you (preferably a 'girl' if you are a 'guy' and a 'guy' if, well, you get the idea) and tell them, "You know, I've never known anyone who cares as much about the Earth...  As YOU!"  Then ask them if they'd like to go 'halvsies' on an herbal Smoothie at the closest Smoothie Bar you can find (I believe this would be in California). 

Lastly, send me $500 as a finder's fee when you get married since you didn't have to do that whole 'e-Harmony' thing and date (at LEAST) 634 losers to find your eco-conscious new best friend and soul mate. 

I was going to let Earth Day go under the radar until I saw that it (of course) was mentioned on the newspaper website. 


What can I say?  I'm weak, I HAVE to go there now...

Have you ever wanted to find out how to be Earth-Friendly at work (while being spoken to like you're a six-year old)? 


Well then, this video is for you!



The following was found on the NY Times website (yes, the ACTUAL New York Times.com site).  

(I just KNEW I was going to see worms today...  Ewwwww.)

As a sidebar, don't ever let these people into your home, trust me.  "If it's yellow let it (like) mellow, if it's brown flush it down." 


Oh boy, these folks are a HUGE evolutionary step forward... 

Thanks NY Times!  But, hey, doesn't the NY Time guys WASTE a lot of paper?!



For you folks who actually plan on DRIVING in the future, I would be remiss in not mentioning a video from the nice folks at 'GreenCar' so you can drive 'greenly' (not sure if that is a word) in the future.




Do YOUR part to save the Earth, go take a walk with your friend, your dog, or your little fuzzy bunny named 'Hugh', and get away from this computer screen, life is out THERE, it's not in HERE. 

Okay?

That's it, no more to see here, Moo-ve along...

Oh, and 'Happy Earth Day' Mother Earth!  Many (a.k.a.:  '1') happy returns!
  (Until December, 2012 when YOU turn on US and SMITE us because the Mayans' stupid calendar runs out and there are solar storms on the sun and we'll be burned up like in that 'Knowing' Movie and then we'll all just be 'Dust in the Wind' like in that Kansas song, and...)


Yeah, Happy Earth Day Mother Earth, you, you 'taker of all life as we know it' you, you, you...  Hag!

Sorry, I'm goin' out with the good dogs now. 

Before it's too late.


Have a Green Day!!!


Oh, and don't forget to NOT flush!!!